...is when you're married to one of the world's hottest women, you get divorced, and then she goes to the world and says:
Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it.
Yes, that's right, folks, Jessica Simpson, famously hot "celebrity," officially told the world that Nick Lachey has no dick.
She continued by saying:
Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.
On behalf of all other men, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, and by the way: for all you non-married types, and I guess the swingers, this means that whoever can convince her to give it a try next will have a walkover showing her he's Better Than What's Gone Before, hmmm?
I just have to say, that's cold, but funny as hell.
Although I will admit, it may just be that she's pissed that Nick said he'd rather spend time with Satan than with her daddy.
