Dear Entertainment Weekly:

STFU.



No, really.



Shut the fuck up.



Those of you not working for EW and reading this may wonder why: well, I'll tell you.



Because EW has seen fit to tell Vince Vaughn, Will Farrell, and Owen Wilson - by name, although they also refer to "Men of Hollywood" - to quit being funny and grow up.



You know by now I never kid.



Here's a hint, EW: they sell millions and millions of tickets, to movie after movie. Obviously, the fans ENJOY their silliness and refusal to grow up. As long as they continue to sell millions and millions of tickets, Hollywood enjoys that, too.



Since I don't see you selling millions and millions of tickets to anything, and have seen absolutely nothing of yours to compare with Anchorman, as an example, I hereby tell you to cram this up your ass sideways, and then die in a fire.