The Most Magically Stupidest Thing Ever. EVER.

And I mean it.



We have lost, forever. The sue-happy fucktards will rule the world.



Why do I say this?



Because Washington, D. C. is beginning a program to prevent lawsuits.



Specifically, to prevent "OMG I CANNOT WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT WTF!! LOLZ!!!"



More specifically: they're going to be building the sidewalks out of rubber from now on.



THEY'RE MAKING RUBBER SIDEWALKS SO YOU DON'T GET AN OUCHIE.

Even OMGWTF, even OMFGWTF, doesn't do it.



This deserves...



Oh, hell, I don't know what it deserves. A firing squad?