Stop Me If You've Heard This One...

So, there's a general Election.



The leftists lose.



They scream "Recount! OMG Corruption! THEY STOLE OUR ELECTION"



Wanna guess who's doing the screaming today?



Mexico. That's right, the Mexican leftists apparently have lost the election, despite the now ongoing recount, and are really, really pissed about it. After all, if they lost, the right MUST have stolen the election in a Giant Right-Wing Conspiracy. It couldn't be a simple case of "the voters didn't buy your line of bullshit," whoa no.



Despite the fact that they had international observers in place to ensure that nothing like this happened, and all the observers are saying that the election was legitimate.



Let me give all the leftists in the world a freebie here; then maybe they can win an election. If your message isn't substantially different from that of your opponent, and you don't present a unified stance on issues, the voters are not going to believe that you will be better than the other guy. It really is that simple.



Stop mirroring the Right's views; stop VOTING with the right, then trying to pretend you're somehow different; stop getting voters confused with 23 candidates who all say substantially different things; and first and foremost, wait until you're ELECTED before lying to the public openly.



Oh, and watch Casshern; it is quite possibly the coolest superhero movie ever made, EVER.