The Four Laws of OMGWTFalarity

Simply stated, as follows:



The "Zeroth" law of OMGWTFalarity: If two systems of OMGWTF are as OMGWTF as a third system of OMGWTF, they are as OMGWTF as each other.



The First law of OMGWTFalarity: OMGWTF can neither be created nor destroyed, and only changes into different forms of OMGWTF.



The Second law of OMGWTFalarity: The total OMGWTF in any system can only get greater with time.



The Third law of OMGWTFalarity: If the total OMGWTF in a  system becomes zero, all processes will cease, because nothing in the universe functions without some amount of OMGWTF.



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