Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Pop Quiz!

You just got hit by a train.



You're alive.



What's your first thought?



Ok, I know, same as Jesse Maggrah; "Holy crap, dude, you just got hit by a train."

But then, what's your second thought?



Of course, it has to be:

"Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I'd be up there in the kingdom of steel."
That's gotta be the first time I ever heard of someone surviving an accident because they were all relaxed from listening to Norwegian heavy metal. Normally, it's booze.