Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Dumbest. Criminal. Ever.

"There was one mother there with her child who pointed at the guy and said, 'You see? That's what happens when you break the law,'" Lunger said.
That's right. If you see a display case full of fake, plastic drugs, don't try to steal it.



Especially if it's on display at a POLICE CONVENTION.



You think I'm kidding. I know you do.



You should know by now I never kid. Ever.



Seriously - an 18-year-old tried to walk up to the display case and steal the drugs, not knowing that they were fake, in front of officers from THIRTY-EIGHT law enforcement agencies. Whoa. That's stupid. Future Darwin recipient, oh, please God, let him remove himself from the gene pool before breeding.