Urban Definitions, Part 1

Celebutard

~~A famous stupid person; see also Paris Hilton.

Voluntold

~~The process by which you are assigned to a notionally "optional" unpleasant task by your boss.

Metawork

~~Non-work performed for the express purpose of avoiding actual work while simultaneously taking credit for success. This often manifests in the form of pie charts and meetings.

Pornfolio

~~The mass of porn stored on one's computer, often in a hidden or cleverly named folder for disguise. Best removed or archived on DVD before taking the computer for repair service.

Furthering your modern education, one word at a time.