So, I Know This Kid...

...Who is smart.

S-m-r-t, y'all.

My friend, fellow plotter in schemes for world domination, and general comic relief, Katie, took her state assessment tests at the start of the year.

Let me back up a bit.

She's in middle school.

She's 13.

And she scored so high, Johns Hopkins University invited her to take the college-entry-level SAT, 5 years early.

Give it up, y'all.

Future world leader, right there.

...Does this mean I get to be Darth Vader? I think I would look awesome in glossy black clamshell armor.

...Now I just have to learn the Jedi mind trick. And that thing where you throw lightning.