Monday, July 27, 2009

Political Metablogging And Irony, Part 1.

[Poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect ranting and right-wing wharrgarbl.]


[Irrelevant point that begs the question while purporting to address a current political issue.]

[Second irrelevant point followed by ad hominem attacks against opposing viewpoints, and accusations that opposing viewpoints are equivalent to communism.]

[Third irrelevant point containing stream-of-consciousness - style rant about a totally unrelated political issue. Further discussion of rampant communism amongst holders of opposing viewpoints, plus extended discussion of said holders' parentage in disparaging and possibly legally liable sense.]

[Total divergence into yet a third, also completely unrelated political issue containing no points of congruity with the original point; lavish use of strawman arguments and the slippery slope fallacy.]

[Transparent attempt to disguise the three pseudo-arguments as a single cohesive statement using national security to cover the points of difference; reference to the rightness of poster's chosen imaginary Sky Fairy.]

[Rambling conclusion alleging that poster's arguments are valid because they are divinely inspired by the aforementioned chosen Sky Fairy, claims that said Sky Fairy will dispence terrifying punishment of some significantly permanent nature upon the aforementioned holders of opposing political views, who are then accused of sexual deviance and threatened with armed revolution.]