I Don't Get It, Guys, Seriously. How Can I Be This Lucky?

Ok, so, as far as most people are concerned, I am a rude fucktard.

They don't like me; they try not to talk to me; and they generally ignore as much of my bullshit as possible.

But my friends...

I am blessed and honored beyond measure by my friends.

My computer died; I blogged it. Bitch, moan, gripe.

In less than ten minutes, I had no less than 3 different people message me to ask if they could send me money to help out.

I love you guys, I really do.

I'm not asking for donations, guys, I was just complaining.

But I have your back forever, just for the offer.