I Never Do This, But...

And that would be, talk about my current or past employers.

However, I just feel that I ought to share, and so I will.

(Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club song)

*ahem*

Where's the shittiest place to work
That ever a job could be
E-M-P-I-R-E S-U-C-K-S
What the fuck, Empire Sucks,
You're fucked as fucked can be
E-M-P-I-R-E S-U-C-K-S

Empire Sucks!

Empire Sucks!

Forever let us hold our finger
High! High! High! High!

Come along and swear so strong
And join the fuckery!
E-M-P-I-R-E S-U-C-K-S

Empire Kosher Job
We'll have crap
We'll flip the bird
High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and
We'll smell smells
That nearly make us hurl
We'll go gagging

Who's the leader of this circus
That's made for you and me
E-M-P-I-R-E S-U-C-K-S
What the fuck, Empire Sucks,
You're fucked as fucked can be
E-M-P-I-R-E S-U-C-K-S

Empire Sucks!

Empire Sucks!

Forever let us hold our finger
High! High! High! High!

Come along and swear so strong
And join the fuckery!
E-M-P-I-R-E S-U-C-K-S

*ahem*

That is all.