The greatest threat currently facing our nation is a deadly and tragic scourge of stupidity. Thousands die each year from it's crippling affects.
Although there is no cure for stupidity, with treatment it's possible for sufferers to lead a normal, happy, productive life. If you think you might suffer from stupidity, please immediately contact a doctor or medical professional to discuss treatment options.
Some of the symptoms of stupidity may include:
- Believing that more government is better than less government.
- Believing that despite the fact that the government cannot deliver mail, it will have no problem with your kidney transplant.
- Believing that raising taxes ever helped anyone but the government.
- Believing that all the scientific evidence in the world is just there to trick you and the world is really five thousand years old.
- Believing that, in secret, our true extra-terrestrial leaders walk undetected among us.
- Believing that your juice diet will cure cancer.
- Believing that sexual orientation is merely a matter of personal choice and can be fixed with life style counseling.
- Believing that allowing these same assholes to remain in congress will result in anything other than more of what we already don't want.
If you suffer from these symptoms or you know someone who does, be aware that you are not alone. many people have suffered from stupidity and they can be happy and you can to!
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the 'Xeno For 2012' campaign and the letters 'F' and 'U' and the number '2'.
