Global Warming, My Ass, Part 97263482

So: Iran is having a bit of internal strife.

Why, you ask? Because the Ayatollah Ali Khameini - supreme leader of the THEOCRACY that is Iran - has ordered the country's "President," Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, to reverse his position and enact a law that Ahmacrazyguy had previously refused to enact.

Right.

Well, what was this bill designed to do?

The bill releases $971,096,587.98 worth of gas supplies from Iran's "emergency reserve funds."

Right. Well, what was this such a big deal for? Ahmacrazyguy argues that parliamentary interference could potentially wreck the Iranian economy.

Khameini, on the other hand, thinks that if HUGE NUMBERS OF IRANIANS DIE OFF FROM INSUFFICIENT HEATING IN THE COLDEST WINTER IRAN'S HAD IN DECADES, that might have a tiny bit of impact on the economy as well.

Now, I've never claimed that "climate change" isn't happening. It clearly is; the weather patterns are shifting globally. But "global warming" is clearly bullshit. If the OVERALL TEMPERATURE of the 
entire planet is rising, NOPLACE ought to be having "the coldest winter in decades." I hate 
to have to be the one to point that out, but come on, guys. How much more obvious does it 
have to be that the scientists simply DO NOT UNDERSTAND what's really going on? I 
realize there's some sort of moral obligation to always pretend like you know everything, but 
really.