I want first to begin with a disclaimer for those among us who are incapable of entertaining any discussion without believing that the act of discussing a behavior entails support for that behavior: it does not. While I am attempting to explain, and shed light on, some human behavior patterns here, that doesn't constitute support for those behaviors. I believe that in order to control an instinctive behavior, one must first accept that the behavior exists; without that, one is left woefully ill equipped to make meaningful change.
I'm going to engage here in somewhat lengthy speculation.
I know, I never do that.
But what I'm going to do is take an established theory - persistence predation - and expand on it, in an attempt to explain some current human social constructs of whose existence we may not even be aware.
So, in order to do that, I must begin by explaining the theory of persistence predation.
First, let's abolish for good the idea that humans aren't a predatory species. It has nothing to do with your teeth; the definitive sign that you are a predator is literally looking you right in the face every time you look into a mirror: only predators, in our biosphere, have binocular forward-oriented vision.
This is to provide depth perception, something not nearly as useful for prey animals; prey animals need peripheral vision far more than they need accurate depth perception, so virtually all terrestrial prey species have eyes facing out to the sides, so as to provide the greatest possible sweep for danger. (The depth perception is so that when we leap at our prey, you see, we tend not to miss.)
The reason we got to the top of the food chain - and since we're NOT on the endangered species list, but most of this planet's large predators other than humans ARE, that's clearly the case - is because we developed evolutionary advantages allowing us to use a specific method of hunting no other species can use as effectively.
I say "as effectively," because there are a few other species that use a lesser version of one form of our primary hunting strategy; some wolves, hyenas, there's this one spider, but none of them are as good at it as we are, and for specific evolutionary reasons.
First, humans perspire. This gives us more efficient thermoregulation than most other species, allowing us to cool off, and survive heat, more easily than many animal species, which have to pant in order to cool off.
Second, we have little body hair; this gives us a more effective surface for sweat to evaporate from, thus increasing its cooling effects.
Third, we walk - and run - upright, in a particular way. Specifically, we run in such a way that our breathing isn't regulated, or tied to, our stride.
What that means is that while we may not be as fast over short distances as any given animal - hell, an alligator can move 40 miles an hour when it's pissed off - we can keep up our pace longer than virtually any other terrestrial animal.
Which leads me to persistence predation, and how humans learned to weaponize emotion.
See, we don't have big fangs, or claws, or poison, or built-in projectile weapons; we can't change our skin color at will for camouflage, we can't generate electricity from our skin - all things other species can do - but we're scary nonetheless. Not because of size, or strength, or speed, but because we're creepy.
Imagine yourself as a woolly mammoth. You're huge, you're on top of the world, you're the rock star of rock stars; you've fought off tigers that have attacked you, and while you have some scars, you are still standing.
One day, you notice that near your herd - not too close, just not far enough away for comfort - there's this little biped.
It's staring at you.
It's not making threatening moves, it's not loud, it's just watching you.
The kind of gaze you can feel. It's like a weight between your shoulders, that gaze, and no matter how you try to ignore it, that weight just grows the longer that little biped stares at you.
So, you trumpet to your herd; you take the lead, and you move away. Moving around at midday is hot work; soon enough, you've gone about as far as you want to go; you're panting, your feet hurt, and it's time for a drink and a rest in the shade.
And as you look around, you see that little biped again.
It's staring at you.
You try to ignore it, drink some water, eat some grass; there's some really nice clover over there, but it doesn't taste right, because the whole time you're trying to relax, there's that little monkey, staring at you.
Edging a little closer every time you turn your back on it.
So you trumpet again, and your herd moves with you; now complaining a little, because they, too, are tired and hot and hungry.
Finally, there's another good spot; you settle down, and look around.
There's the little monkey again.
Staring.
This time, you're not going to settle for it, and you charge, trumpeting furiously.
It scampers away, and you settle back down, satisfied that you've scared it away.
Then you look up from your meal, and it's there again.
By now; you're tired, angry, confused, and afraid. This is not what predators do; they jump right on you, and bite and claw; this thing is tiny, it's no threat to you, but it's also not scared of you.
Which means it knows something you don't.
Which means maybe you should be afraid of it.
So you move away.
And it follows you.
Over.
And over.
Each time you try to stop, there it is.
Each time you try to rest, there it is.
Each time you try to cool off, there it is, and each time you get a little more afraid.
Soon enough, you panic, and try to run.
Maybe you overheat and collapse; you can't pant and run at the same time.
Maybe you sprain an ankle.
Maybe you just trip and fall down.
But soon enough, you're immobilized.
And that's when the spears come out.
We have this romanticized vision of cavemen hunting mammoths with thrown spears that's ultimately completely silly. Mammoths have thick skin, and a fat layer, and are generally huge. How is a human arm going to impart enough force to a spear to throw it through elephant hide?
It's not, that's how. But it can sure impart enough force to drive it in when your feet are braced and you're shoving it into a downed elephant.
Or a predator.
Like, say, a lion.
Or a cheetah.
You may at this point be thinking I'm nuts; after all, a cheetah is way, way faster than you or I.
I'd like to introduce you to a small group of Kenyans, whose domesticated goats were being menaced by a pair of cheetahs; they chased the cheetahs down on foot, captured them alive, using just some rope, and turned them in to the government.
In 2013.
Humans can run down antelopes; cheetahs; mammoths; it doesn't matter.
Because we're creepy.
Now, this behavior in humans took two forms; pursuit persistence predation, which is what I just described, and manipulative persistence predation, in which we lull animals into a false sense of security using bait, stillness, and kindness, to induce trust in the animal, at which point we either kill the animal, or domesticate it. There are animals who use one or the other of these tactics to some degree. There are literally none which use both, aside from humans.
Here's where I'm going to depart from the established theory and strike out on my own.
The evidence is in; humans are the primary evolutionary example of pursuit persistence predation.
But there's more to it than simply running.
Humans are the only species that ever evolved to intentionally manipulate the emotions of others as a hunting strategy.
Fear.
Kindness.
Trust.
Anger.
Humans provoke animals intentionally into displays of violence that leave the animals too exhausted to defend themselves.
Humans use trust as a weapon.
We use anger as a weapon.
We use fear as a weapon.
We use love as a weapon.
Only humans directly weaponize emotion.
And here is where we come to human social structures: even though we no longer, by and large, have to chase down antelopes to have dinner, we still have the instincts that lead to that behavior.
So we've turned it on each other, instead.
As an example, look at the phenomenon of catcalling.
A woman walks down a sidewalk. A man calls out to her. Maybe it's lewd, maybe simply unwanted, but for whatever reason, he persists.
What is he shooting for? There's no context in which this is a valid mating strategy.
Literally zero times in ever, has a woman turned around, tackled him to the ground, mated with him, and proceeded to get married.
But it is a valid strategy for predation.
It's scary. It unsettles her emotions - he's looking for her to react, watching to see how much it disturbs her.
If it's a strong enough reaction - regardless of what that reaction is - it's a sign that she perceives herself to be in danger, and thus her emotions are upset; she is, for the purposes of this strategy, a valid target.
His level of aggression goes up.
He tries to disturb her more, maybe resorting to outright threats.
As she becomes more afraid, his level of aggression goes up.
Because this isn't a behavior based in mating. Guys, reading this, you may think it is, but it's not. If you do this, you are engaging in a predatory behavior; one prompted by instincts that end with the death of your target, it is effective, it is menacing - it is an attack.
Let me be clear about that.
This is a use of emotion as a direct attack on another human being.
That's not the only one.
Humans use emotional manipulation on each other all the time; catcalling, gaslighting, guilt-tripping, threats, intimidation, emotional blackmail; they're all behaviors intended to manipulate and control the emotions of others, for predatory reasons.
Those instinct packages are a tricky bunch, particularly since, as a human, you aren't necessarily aware that these behaviors come from the same source.
I'll throw out another one; "the friend zone."
The friend zone isn't a thing, guys.
If you're proclaiming to the world that some woman "friendzoned" you, you're really saying that you tried to use the appearance of friendship to get in her pants, and it didn't work.
So, emotional manipulation.
"What do you mean 'good night,' I bought you dinner, now you owe me....."
Nope. Emotional manipulation as a form of predation.
Women do it just as often, although their predation is a bit more subtle; women tend to manipulate with the goal of securing sustenance for their offspring, instead of as a means of creating offspring, although that does happen as well.
"If you break up with me, I'll kill myself!"
Emotional manipulation.
"That's not really what happened, you're just trying to rewrite history to sound like you're right!"
Emotional manipulation.
We're - in most cases - not out to actually eat each other.
But we practice emotional manipulation as a predatory behavior daily, on everyone around us, mostly because we're not aware that that's what we're doing.
So if you didn't know, now you know.
As a species, we're only able to deal honestly with each other - something other animal species do automatically - by stepping outside our instincts. We're designed for emotional dishonesty; we're designed to use emotions as our weapon, instead of teeth, claws, speed, or poison, and we use it on each other - and it is just as deadly to us as to that fictitious mammoth.
Or the utterly real antelope.
We talk a lot about how the human race can improve itself.
One thing we could do as a first step is to recognize our primary hunting strategy for what it is; accept our nature as predators, accept that that is, and always will be, part of our genetic legacy, because without that recognition, we can't address the issue directly or effectively, and never will.
We can never stop hunting each other while we continue to believe we're supposed to be herbivores.
Sunday, June 26, 2016
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Weapons-Grade Feels (Theory of Persistence Hunting) |
Thursday, October 02, 2014
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So, Upgrading From "That's Interesting" To "Holy Shit, CDC's Making Excuses Already?" |
So, every few years, there's some kind of epidemic, and people panic.
"OMG it aer teh new black death!!1!"
Riiiiiiiight.
One disease tends to get the lion's share of the serious scares, because it's rare, extremely deadly, and frankly really scary, mostly because we know very very little about it.
Thaaaat would be Ebola.
The Ebola virus is unique in a lot of ways. The virus particle itself is odd; it has a distinct shape that makes it recognizable on sight, which is, well, highly unusual, because most viruses look pretty similar in physical structure.
It's unique because we have, frankly, no frigging idea where it comes from. We know monkeys and fruit bats can act as carriers, and we know it's transmissible to humans, but if we knew what monkeys had it, we'd kill them all and then boom! No more Ebola. We can't actually do that, because *incomprehensible noises of ignorance, wide-spread hands, and an innocent face.*
It's also unique because it's one of the three or four most deadly and incurable diseases (mad cow and other prions, hemorrhagic smallpox, inhalational anthrax, and Ebola) known to have occurred in nature. There are deadlier viruses in existence, but those by and large have been engineered and exist only in laboratories. Ebola, on the other hand, kills on average - and I want to emphasize that word "average" for reasons that will become evident - 50% of the people that contract it.
Why is that relevant? Untreated, it goes to around 85-90%.
For relevance, if you discount the diseases (of which there are several) which are equivalently deadly but curable, or at least with more effective treatments than "here's some water, don't die, ok?" then you're left with mad cow and its relatives at 100% case fatality rate (CFR,) hemorrhagic smallpox at 95%, inhalational anthrax at 93%, Ebola at 83-90%, and well... Compare that to, say, pneumonic plague at 50%, malaria at 20%, the Spanish flu at 2.5%...
Yeah, Ebola is a relative badass.
Well, no worries for us, right? The good ol' USA has all the medical care required by law and even more.
...Um, about that...
See, the trick is that there is no effective "treatment" for Ebola. The only thing doctors can do is keep you hydrated and isolated from everyone else. And doing so is ridiculously resource-intensive, requiring a hospital bed (from which we are enthusiastically kicking patients the day after major surgery. Good thing there's no shortage,) medical staff to watch and monitor you, a staggering quantity of intravenous fluids, and safe, hygienic disposal of the inevitable tidal flood of medical waste coming from you, impregnated with simply trillions of infectious viruses.
So, Ebola kills you because your body goes into catastrophic organ failure. It's a hemorrhagic fever, which means (effectively) that it makes your circulatory system break down and leak from simply everywhere, while raising your body temperature until your systems simply stop working. The blood that leaks out is hugely contagious, as this is the virus' primary means of transmission.
Ebola - at this time, and thankfully - isn't airborne, by which I mean to say you can't get infected just by standing ten feet from someone who has it.
It is possible, however, to spread by aerosol, which is slightly different and relevant for reasons I will make clear shortly.
Incubation can take as long as three weeks, which means you can be infected and totally oblivious until holy shit, Ebola, almost a month later. For bonus fun points, men who survive the illness can carry the virus in their semen for as long as an additional seven weeks. (So, ladies, steer clear of those pesky hot-looking Ebola survivors, because even if they have dayum they also have OMG I'M MELTING... MELTINNNNGGGGGGG.)
So, the WHO happily informs you that people exposed to Ebola aren't contagious until they display symptoms.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy waaaait, which symptoms?
I mean, if they weren't contagious until they were staggering drunkenly and leaking blood from the surface of their skin, NOBODY would go near them and it wouldn't even be a thing. "Holy shit, dude, what's wrong with you? No, get the hell away from me."
So which symptoms mark the onset of the contagious stage?
Wellll...
Look at that list again.
Fever.
Muscle pain.
Headache.
Sore throat.
Errrr... So, the common cold?
It's just that a cold lingers and annoys you, and then goes away. Ebola makes you start vomiting blood, and then you die.
So, you're perfectly safe, as long as you stay away from everyone who shows symptoms of Ebola, which you can't actually tell apart from any other minor ailment until it's way, way too fucking late.
A relevant fact in the veracity of which we're getting an object lesson right now.
Meet Thomas Eric Duncan. Mr. Duncan is from Liberia, where you may have noticed in the news they are having an outbreak of - and I know this comes as a surprise given the article so far - Ebola.
Mr. Duncan holds the distinction of being the United States' "patient zero."
Now, we've had people in the States with Ebola before, specifically several of the doctors and nurses who have been helping out in Liberia.
Those people are a little different from Mr. Duncan, for reasons I will explain directly, before embarking on the previously-offset explanations which are, frankly, becoming increasingly overdue.
See, they knew they were infected before coming back to the States.
So, we were ready. They were transported in quarantine, to quarantine, in a secure facility prepared for their specific arrival and set up for treatment.
Awesome!
Mr. Duncan, however, helped a sick pregnant woman in the weeks before traveling; a woman who later died. He was symptomatic before he got on the plane to the States, but he filled out a form when exiting Liberia in which he promised he really, really wasn't sick, hadn't had any contact with sick people, didn't know what all the fuss was about, and no, this sore throat is because the dry air in the airport made me cough.
Or something.
Liberia - and you may find this satisfying rather than ridiculous, based on what happened next - is considering suing him for falsifying his exit documents, in large part because...
Well, at best he's killed a bunch of people. "At worst" is something I don't really want to talk about.
So, Mr. Duncan flew. In a plane. A plane in which he was symptomatic, and therefore contagious; and this is the first of the delayed explanations, that being the relevance of the distinction between "airborne" and "aerosol."
See, a plane is an enclosed environment. Particularly so, since the lack of exterior air pressure means that the cabin air is recycled.
An "airborne" virus can survive on its own in the air; people contract it after being within yards of infected people, like some kind of sinister sorcery. Ebola can't do that.
An "aerosol," however, is when, for example, you clear your throat, and the microscopic water droplets you expel in doing so contain, surprise, Ebola! And then you die.
Ebola can totally do that.
Which is super awesome when the contagious person with a sore throat is enclosed in a tiny space for 12 hours with hundreds of other people all breathing in his air.
You might think the airlines would be outright panicking right now...
...But I'm getting ahead of myself. (Spoiler; they totally are.)
So, Mr. Duncan decided to travel. And did. Now in context, after the doctors had been brought to the States, the CDC rushed to assure everyone that this wasn't a huge, stupid risk, because now that there was "an awareness" of Ebola and its risks, hospitals around the country were set up to recognize, isolate, and treat it, to reduce if not outright eliminate the danger.
So, no worries, it was totally ok for the first - note that word - hospital Mr. Duncan visited in Dallas to tell him it was a cold, pat him on the head, and send him on his merry way with some antibiotics. Even after he told them he had specifically been in the country that specifically has an Ebola outbreak they're supposed to be specifically looking for. Because we're prepared to identify the disease.
We're ready.
We're also caught flat-footed when he vomits blood and collapses a couple of days later, and then goes back to the hospital, where it's "Surprise, Ebola!"
So, let me digress a bit before I scare the shit out of you.
See, earlier, I was talking about how medical treatment reduces mortality significantly, and how it's a good thing there's no shortage of medical care in the USA.
For some values of the phrase, "no shortage."
There are two factors that are relevant to that phrase.
See, each individual under treatment represents a staggering drain on the resources of an individual hospital. Ebola isn't cheap, or easy, to treat, and each person suffering from it is a massive use of hospital staff, supplies, and care. This is why the African outbreaks typically are so deadly; the healthcare system in Africa by and large deserves the finger quotes you saw in your head when I said that, and is almost immediately overwhelmed.
Well, good thing this is the USA.
We can handle dozens of patients with Ebola, all at once!
So it's a good thing Mr. Duncan may have infected as many as 400 people.
Secondly, we have healthcare insurance in this country, but most people are like me - there's a deductible. Go to the doctor, it can cost you. A minor cold, to most lower-income people, is not doctor-worthy simply because they can't pay for it; they have to prioritize their trips to see the doctor according to the severity of their illness, which means that when your common cold turns into "Surprise, Ebola!" it's too late and you're fucked, and so is everyone you've coughed on in the days prior to your very own vomit collapse.
Awesome! Glad, again, that's only maybe 400 people.
Because - and here's the fun part - even if the government and the airline can notify all of those people, and they all come in, and only a few of them actually have it, by the time it's detectable, they will have been symptomatic, and thus contagious, for a while.
During which time they could potentially have infected everyone they came in contact with.
Which means - assuming that the average incubation period is roughly 10 days, 50% of the people he infected will be contagious hmmmmmm, let's see, he became infectious the 24th, today's the 2nd, so... Saturday?
Want to place bets the airline can't catch them all?
I really, really hope they can.
The Dallas County HHS Department pulled three schoolkids out of Richardson Elementary today because they are thought to have been in contact with Mr. Duncan while he was symptomatic.
Want to place bets he talked to, and coughed on, someone else?
Some rando is in the hospital being tested for it in Hawaii right now, because planes. And readiness.
An NBC correspondent in Liberia is infected, as well. Because despite precautions... "Surprise, Ebola!"
So, here's the CDC.
We're ready.
Then, Mr. Duncan shows; he was maybe in contact with five schoolkids.
Errr... Maybe 12 to 18 people.
Well... 80. 80 people, that's it, that's all.
Good to know it was only 400.
Good to know we're ready.
Good to know we have a plan for disposing of that pesky medical waste, like Mr. Duncan's bloody vomit.
Your government is in charge and prepared, citizen.
I wonder what will happen when they have this much trouble dealing with each of several hundred people at once?
Because as I recall saying, once the hospitals get swamped, things go south pretty fast.
This might be a better time to wear the plague masks than during the swine flu scare, guys.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
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The True Villain Of The Piece, And Why Our Government Is REALLY Fragmenting |
Many years ago - within living memory for the middle-aged folks here, but not so for the younger readers, there was this guy, Lee Iacocca.
Friday, February 15, 2008
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The MORTGAGE MELTDOWN And Why It's A Bonus For You And Me! |
Right.
THE SKY IS FALLING! EVERYBODY PANIC!!
Ok, got that out of your system? Good. Brace yourself; the looming - and I mean looming, as the worst hasn't hit us yet - mortgage "crisis" was engineered from the get-go by the ACLU.
Yeah, I said the American Civil Liberties Union.
Follow along with me, here, and I will explain.
Roll back time to the middle of the 1980's. That ol' way-back machine, working overtime. Groups such as ACORN had drawn the ACLU's interest with accusations of "redlining" - that being the practice of banks of having a line below which a certain loan would simply not be available to a customer because they lacked sufficient income to repay it - on racist grounds. Their argument, disingenuous though it was, went something like this: "Minorities are poor. You don't give loans to people that are poor. Therefore you don't give loans to minorities; therefore you are racist."
Now, in strict point of fact, the banks went out of their way to court minority customers whose income met the standards, precisely because they made great examples of how this wasn't, in fact, true. But nevertheless, the banks were fighting a losing battle; as minorities - despite endless bloviation about it - continue to push for ever greater handouts, and do nothing to actually improve their economic circumstances, the supply of minority buyers capable of meeting the income standards just isn't growing nearly as rapidly as the pool of people unable to afford mortgages.
Now, being the wonderful, shining examples of justice and righteousness that we all know them to be, the ACLU had to get involved. In 1988, they managed to convince some of our drunker, or more gullible, Senators and Congressmen to vote to amend the Home Mortgage Disclosure Act to require banks to collect racial data on buyers. This of course allowed the ACLU to put forth several studies demonstrating the lack of minority home buyers, which - because them darkies, they must be protected 'cuz they can't do it themselves - is inherently racist, because it's only not racist if all black people own houses, or something.
What do I know? I'm white, and rent a one bedroom apartment. Since I haven't done squat to help black people own houses, I'm as racist as they come.
So; given that all banks not lending to poor people hate the black family, and are trying to oppress someone by requiring them to have enough money to actually repay their loans, the ACLU swung into action.
In 1995, the Community Reinvestment Act was amended to require - note that word - banks to "find ways" to loan money for homes to low-income minority families. It required the banks to consider - wait for it - participation in a credit-counseling program - as proof of a family's ability to manage debt burden. And just to give the finger to banks' ability to lend responsibly, the amended CRA allowed "community activists" to hold annual reviews of banks, the results of which could range from denied mergers to direct Department of Justice legal action against the offending, unwilling-to-lend-predatorily bank.
The Fannie Mae Foundation named one bank, complying with the law and cooperating fully with the community activists, as a "paragon of non-discriminatory lending." Can you guess who it was that received this praise?
...Countrywide Financial, which is now bankrupt, and basically took the mortgage market with it when it went, due to mortgage companies' and banks' habit of cross-investing in one another.
Right.
Now, the extent of the danger went basically unremarked for years, because home prices were shooting ever higher - after all, the "relaxed" underwriting standards for home loans meant that you could buy a house that's worth much, much more than you could have afforded if you'd actually have to pay back the loan; thus, prices were allowed to rise far beyond the legitimate value provided by the price system.
But such things never last. As it always happens, the prices eventually reached a point so high that even with some incredibly bizarre loan structures, potential home buyers were simply unable to meet even the minimum payments, on even a minimum house. When that point is reached with any commodity, the price begins to fall, and will continue to drop until it reaches a point at or near the actual "legitimate" value of the commodity - that being translatable ONLY as "the price people are willing to actually pay for it."
Right now, the Fed is fucking things up much worse, by continuing to drop interest rates, which will cause inflation just as in the 70's. Right now, the ACLU - among others - are leading the charge to blame the banks for "taking advantage" of minorities with "predatory lending practices," ALL of which were forced on the banks BY THE ACLU.
Don't blame the banks. Blame our drunkard Congressmen, and the ACLU; the mortgage "crisis" was engineered from the ground up by them as an opportunity to redistribute some wealth.
Will the crisis get worse? Absolutely yes. As long as the Fed can't leave the prime rate alone, it will get worse, and the second - much bigger - wave of mortgage defaults is poised to fall, as homeowners are discovering three facts that are going to make them leap at the chance to screw the banks.
First, so-called "option ARMs" - mortgages in which the buyer can make a minimum payment, but if they do, the principal rises by the remainder of the interest amount - are going to reach a point in the next 1-2 years at which the principals of the majority of these loans have risen so high that the minimum payments are out of the buyer's range as well; they will then have essentially no choice BUT to default, because of fact number two:
Secondly, many home buyers using ARMs and O-ARMs are unable to refinance their loans into more traditional - and repayable - structures, because the combination of rising principal balances and falling home prices means that they owe more than the property value; currently a THIRD of recent home buyers owe more than the property value in principal balances. (39% of the buyers in 2006 have negative equity.) This makes the information in fact number three far more important, namely:
Thirdly, many, many buyers are discovering that the damage to your credit rating from a foreclosure is nowhere near as bad as that from a bankruptcy; walking away from a loan hurts, a lot, but bankruptcy is forever. And that right there guarantees that as the O-ARMs mature, and the principal balances drive the refinance value of the loans far above the property values, more and more buyers are simply going to take the hit and walk away.
What's funny about this is, by causing this mess, the ACLU has hurt their own socialist agenda; as home prices fall, they will become more broadly available to the general public. Not everyone can afford a $180,000 two-bedroom house, but a $55,000 three-bedroom is a lot more reasonable, and more people can buy them. Homeowners tend to be attached to their property - a core Republican value.
It's also created a new trend towards living within one's means - also a core Republican value. And as people learn how to avoid being spendthrifts, they begin to expect totally unreasonable things, like, for instance, that their politicians should act the same way.
Plus, as these Republican values are made more acceptable to the public by the simple fact that they work, it invites curiosity - how much of the rest of what the right-wingers say is true also? And that kind of thinking can only hurt the ACLU; their morally bankrupt ideology only works so long as the people listening possess no critical thinking skills. The first time a hand goes up followed by "And how are you going to PAY for all this?!" they lose.
And they know it; thus their attempts to demonize the banking industry for complying with the law of the land - a law engineered by the ACLU in the name of "equality."
Now you see the truth; the ACLU wants us all to be equally broke, and therefore dependent upon their handouts for sustenance. The right wing, on the other hand, wants you to have a job, a home you own and can pay for, a car you own, and enough money left over to go out and buy stuff for your family, and go eat at a restaurant from time to time.
You know what's really funny? I make way less money than people think; I'm well below the so-called poverty line. But you know what? My family goes out to eat, on my dime, every weekend; we buy DVDs and new books every week; we always have clothes to wear, adequate medical care, a roof over our heads, and arguably from my spare tire, more than enough food on the table for us AND a starving family from Africa.
You know why? Because I don't spend money I don't have. We don't have any credit cards; not one. Both my wife's - and my - student loans are current. We're looking for a second car, for which we plan to pay cash. Our rent, phone, electric, car insurance, and internet bills are not only up to date, but we have credit ahead on everything but the rent. Because I don't spend it if I ain't got it - and I believe firmly in the Army slogan "it's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it."
And as a result, on a combined "not very much," my wife and I are able to, when necessary, loan money to neighbors in need; go out to eat; buy entertainment; go interesting places - next month we're going to visit with my family in Texas for a week - and do interesting things, because I believe in earning my pay, and work my ass off to get what I want.
I am a right-winger. There's a reason for it. And if you're on the left, you're broke - or living off someone else's dime - and wondering why your Republican factory worker friend always seems to have spending cash, and your liberal buddy who earns $100,000 a year doesn't, you might give that some thought.
The mortgage crisis is a bonus, for me, and people like me; finally, after years of runaway home prices, they may fall back to a level where I might be able to afford a mortgage - and maybe, just maybe, own my own home. But if I can afford it - if I can AFFORD it - it'll be a traditional mortgage, and I will pay it off, and then that house will be MINE, to do with what I choose, and not subject to the whims of the ACLU. Take a look around; as housing prices drop, maybe you can buy one too. And after fixing it up nicely, you can rent it out, and use the rent from that house to pay the mortgage on a second - and you might be surprised how fast you can come into an awful lot of money. This is how the last batch of "nouveau riche" made their money, and the chance has come around to do it again. It's the American dream; grab it if you can. I'm damn sure gonna try.
My name is Xenodox, and I fully endorse and approve this message.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
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The Bush Administration |
| Rating: | ★★★ |
| Category: | Other |
The greatest failure of the Bush administration, in my eyes, was in its stewardship of our individual liberties; it allowed the communists and socialists to redefine things at will, thus weakening our political foundation perhaps irretrievably. The second greatest failure was as described above: knowing the right thing to do, knowing its necessity, President Bush has naively believed that the self-evident nature of his decisions would be sufficient to convince the people of their rightness. He didn't count on the absolutely inevitable vociferous campaign of opposition to his every idea mounted by the socialists, and this has allowed the socialists to portray him, his ideas, and his administration repeatedly in the worst possible lights, so much so that Joe Normal on the street believes, by an overwhelming majority, that he made the WRONG decisions on most of the things he did.
As such, President Bush has failed our country in such a way, and to such an extent, as has never been accomplished by any previous President. (FDR did it on purpose.) The only redeeming value to be found in his administration is that, despite his near-catastrophic public relations failure, he has accomplished most of his national security goals, thus leaving our nation, in his last year in office, safer, despite the weight of public opinion.
Fortunately, his administration has also been marked by the presence of increasingly loony opposition; the socialists have allowed his agenda to smoke them out in the open, where their irrationality can be clearly seen by the public, whose approval of the socialist agenda is even lower than its approval of the Bush administration.
In conclusion, the Bush administration, through its catastrophic failures, has been perhaps the worst Presidency ever; but it has succeeded in weakening dramatically the sources of the greatest external threat the U.S. currently faces, as well as forcing the true nature of the socialist opposition in this country to reveal itself. As such, despite its failures, the Bush administration might well come to be seen in future years as an important POSITIVE turning point in this nation's history. Three stars.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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So, 9/11, Terrorism, Terrorism, Everybody Panic, And Stuff... |
...or something. I know everybody and their friends all had to post - again - "remember the victims, blah blah blah."
Fine.
Note that I didn't.
I'm commemorating September 12th, instead; the day America began its slide into becoming a police-state, as opposed to the beacon of freedom it had always been before.
The day we began abrogating Constitutionally guaranteed freedoms "for safety."
The day we began using terrorism as a hobgoblin to silence dissent, the day we began attacking our political leadership en masse based on lies - not from the leadership (they're stupid, not dishonest, or at best stupidly dishonest) but from the media - and the day we began ignoring the things we should have been keeping an eye on outside our borders.
Don't get me wrong.
Islamofascism is a horrifying threat, made worse by the fact that the religious text upon which Islam is based AGREES WITH IT.
But that's not the only thing we should have been paying attention to.
And now, we may have missed our window to stop an old threat from recurring.
Yesterday, Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, dissolved the Russian government, dismissed the Prime Minister and his cabinet, and replaced him with someone of Putin's choosing. Government by diktat has returned to Russia.
This comes after Russia protested the idea of placing missile-defense sites in Europe - why?
This comes after Russia resumes bomber patrols in the Atlantic, Arctic, and Pacific oceans - with nuclear bombers - why?
This comes after Russia rejects a conventional arms treaty with NATO - why?
This comes after Russia announces territorial claims to the Arctic - by sending a nuclear sub under the ice to PLANT A FLAG ON THE SEA BOTTOM - why?
And this comes after Russia announces that they have developed the most powerful non-nuclear bomb ever, as much as 4 times as powerful as the U.S. "Mother of all Bombs" - why?
Either one of two possible reasons, IMO - either Russia is preparing to renew the Cold War, which is possible, but really, really stupid, considering it's taken them 25 years to get their economy sufficiently restored from the last one to play with us again, or... they're "nuking the moon."
I will explain.
Russia is under the same threat from Islamofascism that the U.S. is, and they're geographically closer. I suspect that Putin has hit on a strategy FrankJ from IMAO.us came up with a while back. Nuke the moon - do stuff that seems so utterly crazy that other countries are terrified to do anything to piss you off, because you're batshit insane and have nuclear weapons. Frank's example was to make a world-wide announcement that Martians were trying to steal our green cheese supplies, and fire off a huge volley of nuclear missiles at the moon.
Other countries would absolutely shit themselves in terror - a nation with the power of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, gone raving, batshit crazy?
They'd cave on any diplomatic issue, no matter how important; hostilities would cease worldwide; they'd be running scared, and stay that way, as long as we "kept up the skeer," to quote a really hideous and shitty person who also happened to be a goddamn military genius. (Sad, really, because his personal reputation kept his contributions as a military officer from getting greater recognition; but that's what you get for founding the Ku Klux Klan, I guess.)
Or, at least, that's Frank's theory.
I suspect that Putin's trying it. And we seem, from the reports in the media, to be so completely caught up in "9/11, Terror, Terror, Everbody Panic" that we're missing the show.
That's a damn shame, because if he really IS crazy, and not just nuking the moon, we could be in hipdeep shit very quickly. Putin doesn't exactly have warm and fuzzies in his heart for the USA, and the move to take the Arctic is partcularly disturbing in light of the fact that the Arctic ice cap is the traditional route for Russian ICBMs targetting the USA. If it's owned by Russia - and we've done nothing to stop it - it might be a tad bit difficult to put any future missile defense systems on it, hmmm?
Just a thought.
Friday, February 23, 2007
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OH SNAP! IT'S ANOTHER ANGRY RANT! |
OK.
For LITERALLY YEARS NOW, people have been protesting against the war in Iraq.
Go right ahead. You're entitled to your opinion, regardless of mine. As I am entitled to mine, regardless of yours.
I've served my country - in combat - and I don't owe anyone jack shit. So, frankly, if your knee-jerk reflex when you hear someone condoning and supporting our actions in Iraq is to say "why don't you join up and go fight yourself instead of blathering on this website, huh?" I say to you, take that crap somewhere else. I already DID, suckhole. I DON'T OWE MY COUNTRY MORE THAN THAT.
But that's only to be expected. There are no limits to the depths of hypocrisy to which people will sink to today; I've seen the same celebrities protesting Iraq that then, months later, turn around and scream that we should be helping out in Darfur.
"But, but, in Darfur they're committing genocide!"
"But, but, in IRAQ they were committing genocide, dumbass."
"That's different!"
NO. IT ISN'T.
Hussein's use of WMDs against his OWN CITIZENS were among the 23 justifications for invasion of Iraq that YOUR GODDAMN LIBERAL SENATORS VOTED FOR.
Too lazy to look it up?
Fine.
I'll save the work.
Here's the resolution.
Here's the relevant section:
"Whereas the current Iraqi regime has demonstrated its capability and willingness to use weapons of mass destruction against other nations and its own people;"
Here's the vote count. In the HOUSE, and in the SENATE.
Notice HALF THE FUCKING DEMOCRATS VOTED FOR IT?
In fact, I'll go farther than that. Notice that Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Edwards, Dianne Feinstein, Evan Bayh, Joe Biden, Tom Daschle, and Harry Reid, all outspoken critics of the war, ALL voted FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER?
Here's what Hillary Clinton said about it, as a matter of fact:
"Now, I believe the facts that have brought us to this fateful vote are not in doubt. Saddam Hussein is a tyrant who has tortured and killed his own people, even his own family members, to maintain his iron grip on power. He used chemical weapons on Iraqi Kurds and on Iranians, killing over 20 thousand people. Unfortunately, during the 1980's, while he engaged in such horrific activity, he enjoyed the support of the American government, because he had oil and was seen as a counterweight to the Ayatollah Khomeini in Iran."NO WMD'S!!! BUSH LIED!!! NO JUSTIFICATION FOR THE WAR!!!
Damn that pesky truth for coming along and fucking things up. Here's Clinton's speech in its entirety, if you'd like to read what she actually said. While I'm at it, here's what John D. Rockefeller IV, also a Democratic Senator who voted for it, said.
Either one of two things is true. Either the DEMOCRATS ARE LYING TO YOU, or they are STAGGERINGLY INCOMPETENT TO HOLD PUBLIC OFFICE, on account of clearly and obviously being illiterate - or too lazy to READ A RESOLUTION LEADING TO WARFARE WITH ANOTHER COUNTRY.
I am tired of this silly horseshit. It needs to fucking stop.
The same politicians that voted for the war have been yelling about how it's evil ever since. EVER NOTICE, how everything Congress passes is "NON-BINDING" ?
Know why?
Because they read the same intel documents the president does, that's why. They know good and goddamn well that the war is justified, and that a failure on our part in Iraq would catastrophically undermine our position worldwide, which is why they have done nothing to stop it.
They have the power of the purse, people. The war cannot continue without funding; funding they have refused repeatedly to stop.
IF THEY REALLY WANT OUR SOLDIERS HOME, WHY HAVEN'T THEY CUT THE FUNDING?
I'll tell you. Because they are trying to use your desire to avoid getting fucked with to buy your votes. If Hillary Clinton, God Forbid, should get elected President, the war WON'T GO AWAY. She'd be in office, at that point. There's no compelling reason for her to even discuss ending the conflict after she's elected; in fact, there is a 100% chance that if she gets elected, she will bust out the fact that they knew Bin Laden was a threat, and that Iraq would have to be neutralized, back during her husband's time in office.
Of course, the fact that they didn't do shit when they knew all this, way back when, will be shelved and they will pretend it wasn't their fault, somehow, although it was.
But beyond this:
There is another class of people that I want to call to task today.
They are worse than the constantly lying media - on both sides, IMO - and they are worse than the majority of the politicians, again on both sides, for whom "terrorism" isn't a threat, but instead a political counter to be used in an endless shell game of "Let's All Get Elected Again."
They are the traitors.
Traitors are defined as:
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source trai·tor![]()
(trÄÂ'tər) Pronunciation Key
n. One who betrays one's country, a cause, or a trust, especially one who commits treason.
Ok, what's treason?
Treason is:
Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law - Cite This SourceMain Entry: trea·son
Pronunciation: 'trEz-&noun
Function: noun
Etymology: Anglo-French treison crime of violence against a person to whom allegiance is owed, literally, betrayal, from Old French traïson, from traïr to betray, from Latin tradere to hand over, surrender
: the offense of attempting to overthrow the government of one's country or of assisting its enemies in war; specifically : the act of levying war against the United States or adhering to or giving aid and comfort to its enemies by one who owes it allegiance —trea·son·ous /-&s/ adjective
OR:
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source trea·sonYeah.![]()
(trē'zən) Pronunciation Key
n.
- Violation of allegiance toward one's country or sovereign, especially the betrayal of one's country by waging war against it or by consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies.
- A betrayal of trust or confidence.
Betrayal of one's country by consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies. That sounds about right.
Explain to me any way in which giving terrorists a specific instruction course in how to bypass Homeland Security and strike where we are most vulnerable ISN'T "betrayal of one's country by consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies."
The former Inspector General of Homeland Security, Clark Kent Ervin, has done just that. He has written a book outlining all the weaknesses and mismanagements in the structure of Homeland Security, and along the way, a manual for how to attack America. It's even in his title. See what you think:
Yeah.
And he's not the only one, either.
A whole assload of "authors" have popped up offering "critiques" of American security.
Here's a clue, assholes. Amazon.com ships globally. There are Muslims in the rest of the world; it would be trivially easy for someone like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran to get copies of these books, even if they had to have an agent order them somewhere else and pass them along.
Now, I hate that the news media give away as much information on troop movements and unit information as they do; if you want to get really, really technical, they are guilty of sedition, which is:
Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law - Cite This Source Main Entry: se·di·tionYeah. However, sedition is NOT a crime, legally speaking; it falls into the realm of protected speech, up until the point at which people start burning down buildings and looting stores, at which time you can get in trouble for "inciting a riot."
Pronunciation: si-'di-sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin seditio, literally, separation, from sed apart + itio act of going, from ire to go
: the crime of creating a revolt, disturbance, or violence against lawful civil authority with the intent to cause its overthrow or destruction
So, despite the fact that they are virtually all worthless fucktards - pretty much all but Brit Hume, IMO - they are safe.
These authors aren't.
Why? Because there is a qualitative difference between saying "the war is bad, the war is baaaaaad, the President lied, and buggers goats, wheeeeeeeee embrace a tree" and saying "here's how to attack us, right here, on page 231."
One makes you an ignorant, stupid, disloyal fuckhead; the other makes you guilty of treason.
Clark Kent Ervin, I name you a traitor to the United States. You'll never hang for it, but by God, you should.
And any other of you malignant assclowns that think it's ok to give our enemies a helping hand, here's a clue, since you couldn't even BUY one.
"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death"That's Title 18, United States Code part 1, Chapter 115, Section 2381.
The Constitution doesn't levy a penalty for treason; it just defines it, as:
"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."That's Article 3, section 3, by the way. See how I do the research so you don't have to?
Well, there are 8 customer reviews of Ervin's book at Amazon. Guess that fulfills the Constitutional requirement for two witnesses, doesn't it?
You asshole, for telling the enemy HOW TO BOMB US BETTER NEXT TIME, you DESERVE to have your worthless carcass hung by the neck until dead.
And I hope they do it soon.
Friday, December 08, 2006
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The Most Pimpest Movie Trailer EVAR Plus A Little History Lesson! |
Ok.
In 3 months or so - March 9th - a new movie called "300" hits theaters. "Inspired by" Frank Miller, whose graphic novels were the basis of Sin City, among others, it is a highly dramatized and no doubt highly exaggerated (!) retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae, in 480 BC.
The exclamation point is for a reason. Which same I will get to in a minute.
The movie trailer is more impressive when you download it yourself, which you can do here, (Right click, Save As,) but the embed will give you the idea.
That is one seriously cool movie trailer. I can only hope that the movie will live up to its own hype.
However, because I am a bit of a history buff, I will give you a little history lesson.
In 480 BC, the Persian empire invaded Greece, which at that time consisted of a loose (and sometimes guilty of internecine warfare) confederation of "allied" city-states. The largest of these were Athens and Sparta. Athens was more "civilised," with more technological advancement and a more urbane population.
Sparta wasn't. Sparta had dedicated its society for years to the production of the finest soldiers the world had ever seen. Their creed when entering battle was "Come home with your shield, or on it." Which meant that they should come back having faced the enemy squarely, and stood their ground, or die in battle.
It was actually part of their religion, in a way; the royal families of Sparta were believed to be descendants of Heracles - in other words, great grandchildren (so to speak,) of the gods themselves.
But there were a lot more Persians than there were Greeks. Very quickly, the Greek armies mustered to defend against the Persians were in serious trouble, and retreating along the coast.
There were - according to the Greek plan - two battles to be fought: a naval engagement between the Athenians and the Persian navy at Artemisium, and a land defense by the forces led by Leonidas of Sparta - one of the two kings of Sparta, and therefore supposedly a son of Heracles - at Thermopylae.
Thermopylae is interesting. It is a tiny, unavoidable pass along the coast, narrowing at one point so that at the time it would have been between 35 and 50 feet wide. It was also the only path the Persian army could take to continue attacking the Greek forces.
Leonidas, acting on a prophecy from the Oracle of Delphi saying that either Sparta would be sacked, or would mourn the death of a son of Heracles, realized he was going to his certain death at Thermopylae; his forces were ridiculously insufficient for the task at hand. (More on this in a bit.) He therefore selected the 300 as a "sire unit," meaning a body of men who had each fathered living sons. He told his wife that once he had left, she should marry a good man and bear him many children; took his 300, and their allies, and marched to Thermopylae.
Early indications were that the Spartans were screwed. Spartan scouts reported that the Persian army was so vast it took 4 days to march past them, and that if camped near a river, it drank the river dry.
Leonidas, no stranger to warfare, elected to use a relay phalanx in the pass; this would allow one line of men to fight until exhausted, and then retreat behind their fresh, rested comrades, while the Persian front lines would grow ever more exhausted.
Themistocles, one of the other Greek leaders, arrived and informed Leonidas that the battle at Artemisium had been inconclusive, and offered the Spartans escape. Leonidas refused, and ordered Themistocles to tell the rest of the Greek alliance to gather their troops while the Spartans held the Persians at bay at Thermopylae.
Finally, the Persians arrived. It did in fact take them four full days to complete their movement, and once encamped, the campfires of their army were reported to outnumber the stars in the Milky Way. (Again, more on this later.)
Having gotten themselves comfortably in position, the Persian Emperor, Xerxes the First, sent a message to Leonidas demanding that the Spartans surrender their arms.
Leonidas replied, "Molon labe!" (Come and take them!)
Xerxes was infuriated, and ordered an immediate attack. The 300 Spartans beat the living hell out of the 20,000 soldiers Xerxes sent to attack them on the first day, and chased them off.
The second day, Xerxes ordered his personal bodyguards, the "Immortals," to attack; they were the largest, strongest soldiers in the Persian army, and were unable to break through. The 300 Spartans held them off, and they were forced to retreat with heavy casualties.
About this time, a local resident named Ephialtes showed the Persians a mountain trail that allowed a body of Persian soldiers to attack the rear of the Greek forces. The troops left behind to guard the path fled, and Leonidas called his allied commanders together, and ordered them to retreat - all except the Thebans - about 400 - Thespians - 700 - and, of course, the 300. The remaining forces left, with orders to tell Greece what the Spartans did to save them.
The Thespians were set to guard the mountain trail against all comers, and the Thebans and Spartans returned to their positions in Thermopylae. At the dawn of the third day of battle, Xerxes sent an emissary to demand surrender again; he met with a Spartan commander named Dienekes. The Persian emissary told Dienekes, upon his refusal to surrender, "Our arrows will blot out the sun."
Dienekes replied, "So much the better, we shall fight in the shade."
During this time, the 10,000 man force of the Immortals moved along the mountain trail, and defeated the 700-man Thespian forces. Although the Thespians fought bravely, they were not career soldiers; many of them were conscripts, and they had been farmers, bakers, masons and tradesmen before the war. They were overwhelmed, and the Spartans were surrounded.
King Leonidas ordered the Spartans into a wedge, and drove forward into the Persian army to attempt to kill Xerxes. Despite the enormity of the Persian army, (more on this in a very short minute,) they got close enough to battle his personal advisers before Leonidas was killed; the Spartans were so enraged by his death that they were able to fight their way back to the pass with his body.
Xerxes offered, the following morning, to allow the remaining Spartans to go free if they would give up Leonidas' body; they refused, and were killed by archers.
However, the battle at Thermopylae had ruined Xerxes' morale. In less than a year, his navy had conclusively lost to the Athenians at Salamis, and finally at the battle of Palatea, his army was sent into full retreat, and defeated.
The Spartans led by King Leonidas had held the pass for four days. They paid with their lives, but they held the pass long enough to allow the Greek alliance to gather reinforcements, and inflicted so many casualties in that time that it broke the will of a vast army.
Now is later. The reason I put off talking about the size of the Persian army is that no two historians seem to agree on it. The real number of casualties may never be known, on either side; however, I will lay out some interesting facts.
Herodotus, who wrote the first history of the battle, claimed that the Persian army numbered over five MILLION troops, including support units. Current historians, who weren't there, consistently claim that such numbers are simply impossible, although there has been dispute over their reasoning.
However, the lowest estimate of the Persian troops places their number of combat effectives at 120,000.
The total Greek forces taken into the pass were 300 Spartans, 400 Thebans, and 700 Thespians.
Although modern estimates place Persian casualties at 2000, again, there is dispute. Herodotus says the Spartans killed 20,000 men.
According to accounts of the battle from the Persian forces, the reason the Persians could not attack the Spartans in force was that by the second day the Spartans had built a wall of the bodies of their enemies, forcing the Persians to climb over their brothers-in-arms to attack.
There are two monuments at Thermopylae; one for King Leonidas, containing a stone lion statue, and the inscription "Come and take them." The second contains an epigram by Simonides, which refers to the 300. I prefer the Dodson transcription, as follows:
"Friend, tell the Spartans that on this hill
We lie obedient to them still."
What follows is the translation of the prophecy given by the Delphaic Oracle, which led Leonidas to undertake the battle.
" O ye men who dwell in the streets of broad Lacedaemon!
Either your glorious town shall be sacked by the children of Perseus,
Or, in exchange, must all through the whole Laconian country
Mourn for the loss of a king, descendant of great Heracles.
He cannot be withstood by the courage of bulls nor of lions,
Strive as they may; he is mighty as Jove; there is naught that shall stay him,
Till he have got for his prey your king, or your glorious city. "
Lacedaemon being, of course, another name for Sparta.
I'm not sure how exaggerated the movie will be; but the fact remains that at Thermopylae, 1400 men stood against five million, and held them for four days.